Blurbs from people

A lot of important and not-so-important but still cool people looked at my site and had a few words about it. Here are a few.

"An exercise in millennial dadaism."--PulauTiga

"Loco Cocos couldn't be better if it were a blonde in a sarong singing a song."--OliveOyl

"What a piece of s***."--Bea Arthur

"Whatchoo talkin' bout, Fluffy?"--Gary Coleman

"It's on the web."--EasterKat

"The only thing better than Loco Cocos is a big, cute hat."- Rees

"The best non-pornographic website owned by Fluffy."-SGMagicMan

"Who the heck is Fluffy? No, I won't give her a blurb!"--Dick Cheney

"I invented this site."- Al Gore

"I did not have sexual relations with Fluffy."--Bill Clinton

"Ich bin ein Fluffy."--John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"The most important website since www.discountsextoywarehouse.com!"--Bill Gates

"A masterpiece of outsider art. Fluffnuts is the greatest artist since that oil painting elephant from the Anchorage Zoo." Charles, Prince of Wales

"I want to take Loco Cocos on a spaceship to heaven."- Anne Heche

Survivors' Blurbs!

"She didn't look for tapioca."-Susan Hawk

"If Fluffy had been on the island, the alphabet would have started with 'F'."-Sean Kenniff

"Loco Cocos is almost as cool as my hat. Almost."- Colleen Haskell

"Frankly, Loco Cocos is a pain in the ass."- Rudy Boesch

"Loco Cocos is great, or so I've heard through the nature phone."-Greg Buis

"Loco Cocos is as dumb as a cow. Plus, I got tired just looking at it."- Gervase Peterson

"Praise the Lord for Loco Cocos!"-Dirk Been

"I didn't SAY Loco Cocos was as dumb as a cow, I just laughed at Gervase's comment."-Joel Klug

"Kids and their websites these days."-B.B. Anderson

"You changed your site!"- Stacey Stillman

"This site reminds me of my beauties...I miss my beauties!"-Jenna Lewis

"I wish Loco Cocos provided some Pepto Bismol for this nausea it gives me."- Ramona Gray

"If you want to make buxom buddies, you should go to Loco Cocos."- Kelly Wiglesworth

"Loco Cocos makes me want to donate my million to Fluffy. Or maybe just the Aztek."-Richard Hatch

"I enjoyed my time on Loco Cocos, but I had to leave real soon."-Sonja Christopher

"The only failure is not trying, and Fluffy didn't try hard, obviously."-Gretchen Cordy

"The tribe has spoken, Fluffy has lost her marbles."--Jeffy Probst

LAST, BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST...Somebody IMPORTANT said my site was "funky"!

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