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Want the scoop on the Survivor contestants? You came to the
right place!
I got bored of the little X's over the booted people's head,
so I took the liberty of creating my own way to signify who has and hasn't been
kicked off. I think you can figure it out for yourself. Now, instead of the
"X Theory", we can have the "Fluffnuts Theory". Enjoy.
TAGI
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PAGONG
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 Sonja,
AKA Souna
Nice lady with a ukulele.
Name was butchered by Susan.
Not enough time to leave a mark.
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 B.B.,
AKA Old Cranky Guy
Bossy is an understatement
"Kids these days..."
No surprise he was first Pa-goner.
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 Stacey, AKA The
Tongue
Has really strange eating habits
Want some cheese for the whine?
Backstabbed by Susan, but Stacey got the last word. |
 Ramona,
AKA Upchuck Girl
Food's not as good on the way up.
Actually enjoyed rat!
Pagong had no need for a food recycler. |
 Dirk, AKA Bible Boy
God brought him there
God kept him there for 15 days
God got tired of him and sent him home. |
 Joel,
AKA Macho Man
Won Pagong some chickens
Laughed at sexist Moo comment
Hated by women and Greg alike! |
 Sean,
AKA Alpha-boy
Alphabet voting strategy-um, okay,
idiot.
"Harmless" alphabet plan
responsible for Jenna's execution.
Left out of Tagi alliance...or WAS
he?
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 Gretchen,
AKA Huh?
Best bet in the beginning
Nice AND useful- the whole deal!
First victim of Dick's rule |
 Susan,
AKA Soozun
First victim of the collapsed alliance
Don't mess with mother nature...
Or Sue, for that matter.
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 Greg,
AKA Mr. Coconut
A few loose screws, but funny
Knows how to play people like no one's business
Wins award for best exit.
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 Rudy,
AKA King of Quotes
Rich left him holding the idol so he could sit on his
butt...
He feels like an idiot for not pounding on that guy
earlier.
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 Jenna,
AKA Pinky
Victim of Sean the moron
Made allies too late to
matter.
Glad she got her letters
from home, heard she saw the video at the hotel, too.
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 Kelly, AKA Lemming
Immunity Streak Saved her many times
over.
Um, she lost to Rich. She must have
problems.
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 Gervase,
AKA Cowboy
One word: MOO.
Admits openly to not doing any work at all
Charm can get you only so far...
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 Richard,
AKA Dicque, Mr. Liposuction
What in the hell is THAT about?
Did I miss something?
We ARE talking about Richard Hatch,
right?
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 Colleen,
AKA Kitten, Sitting Duck
TAGI
SUCKS MONKEY @$$!
She
still won the game, really.
I
hate this stupid Tribal Council thingie.
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