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I, Fluffnuts, was originally the 17th contestant
on Survivor. I was so happy to be involved in such a challenge. I looked forward
to making new friends. But then, it all went haywire. I forgot to mention my
fear of islands in the middle of the ocean, and I spazzed out on the plane,
forcing them to restrain me by means of a straightjacket. Then they gave me a
bunch of straight al-kee-hawl, and I passed out. When I woke up, I was back at
home, with a bill for my plane trip and all of my alcohol. What a friggin' jack.
Anyway, here's my official Survivor Favorites Sheet.
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Fluff Nuts
Born: April 6, 1984
Home: Antioch, CA
(Suburban Hell)
Status: Single
Occupation: I sell
homemade banana suits.
Luxury Item: A
Banana Suit and a guitar
Shoe size: 6 1/2
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Fluffnuts' Favorites
Color:
Bloody Red
Flower: Birds of Paradise
Smell: Christmas trees and
peaches
Game: Mind games and Twister
Sports Team: Forty-Niners...even
if they suck bad now.
TV Show: Anything on Telemundo
Movie: Godzilla VS.
Mechagodzilla...I'm serious, stop laughing...
Actress: Bea Arthur
Actor: Gary Coleman
(especially in a banana suit.)
Music: "Old"
stuff, AKA Disco and New Wave
Band: Air and The
Cardigans
Magazine: Entertainment
Weekly
Sunday paper you read: Local
paper
Breakfast Food: Icky! No
breakfast, I want sleep!
Dinner: Sushi!
Meat: Fish
Vegetables: Lettuce...it has
so many uses!
Snack Food: Peaches or
anything peach flavored and tomatoes.
Candy Bar: Caramello
Dessert: Deep Fried Ice
Cream...ahhh...ice cream, deep fryers...
Beverage (alcoholic): Peach
Margarita (meh, I know, I'm only 16.)
Beverage (non-alcoholic):
Virgin Peach Margarita (or Slurpee.)
Activity you'll miss most:
Playing with the Boomer dude
Receive a phone call from: My
best friend
Receive a letter from: My mom
Comfort item you'll miss: My
bed, my down pillow, my narcotics...I mean my neighbors. |
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